加菲貓坐觀鼠患-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:you call this taking care of the mouse problem?
喬恩：你稱這個是關心老鼠的問題嗎？
garfield:keep a safe distance,jon.
加菲貓：喬恩，保持一個安全的距離。
jon:you are not normal.
喬恩：你不正常。
garfield:this is going to work.
加菲貓：這將很有效。
garfield:feed'em 20 pounds of cheese and watch'em explode!
加菲貓：喂養20磅的乳酪，觀看著爆炸式的場面。
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