英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：One pint low 少了一品脫（中英雙語）
46.One pint low
46.少了一品脫
A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.
有個旅行者在穿越南達科這州時，在一家膚血站獻了血.獻血后他坐在一張小床上休息。這時，他見到另一個人前來獻血.那個人看起來好像是美國的本土人。這個旅行家于是就和他攀談起來。“你是不是住在路那邊的蘇族印地安人保護區?”
The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?"
“沒錯兒。”那人回答.
"Yes，"the man replied.
“你是百分之百血統的蘇族印地安人嗎?”
"Are you a full-blooded Sioux?"
“噢，不能完全這么說?. "那人說:“我現在就缺少了一品脫的血.”
"Well，actually，no，"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "
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