Computer Geek Quiz
1.I have moss growing:
A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth
2.When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3.I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4.I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5.The Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6.The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7.Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who? B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8.In general, people:
A) Like me B) Don't like me C) People? What people?
9.My friends are:
A) Diverse B) People I know from work or school C) Wearing the same clothing I am
10.My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet B) Europe C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11.My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal B) Adequate C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
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Score: 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another. 7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it.
0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
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