雙語笑話 Go to the Cinema 去電影院
Go to the Cinema
A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”
去電影院
一個叫戴維的貨車司機載著200只企鵝去倫敦動物園。可是他的車在高速公路上壞了。當一輛貨車停在他面前的時候，戴維向司機羅珀特求救，并且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動物園。羅珀特說：“行，我幫你。”
幾個小時過后，羅珀特又回來了，并經過戴維生病，戴維還等在高速公路上。那些企鵝也還在車上，特高興的樣子。
“我想我告訴過你吧這些企鵝送進動物園的。”戴維說。
羅珀特回答說：“是的，我去了。但是我的錢包丟在電影院了，所有我現在要回那里去。”
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