每日一笑（4.26）
lecture
On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been sitting in the audience seat stopped him:"Don't go! I'm the next lecturer scheduled for this room."
上課
在一個大風雪天，一位教授開車去75公里的大學去上課。他發現教室里只有一個人坐在那里，等了一回兒還沒見其他人來。于是他匆忙講完課正準備離開，唯一一個聽他的課的人叫住他對他說：“喂,你別走！該我上課了。”
先坦白，今天的題目是偶編的。。。做教授也還真是不容易啊
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