外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹91：有時是我的(中英)
Hank lived in a small town, but then he got a job in a big city and moved there with his wife and his two children.
漢克住在一個小鎮上，但他在大城市中找了一份工作，于是她與妻子和兩個孩子搬到了城里。
On the first Saturday in their new home, Hank took his new red car out of garage and was washing it when a neighbor came by. When he saw Hank's new car, the neighbor stopped and looked at it for a minute. Then Hank turned and saw him.
在搬到新居的第一個周末，漢克把他紅色的新車從車庫里開出來沖洗，這時有位鄰居路過。看到漢克的新車，這位鄰居駐足仔細看了一會兒。漢克轉身時看見了他。
The neighbor said, "That’s a nice car. Is it yours?”
鄰居說:“真是輛漂亮的轎車。是你的?”
“Sometimes ,” Hank answered.
“有時候是的。”漢克回答道。
The neighbor was surprised. “Sometimes?" hesaid, "Whatdoyoumean?"
鄰居感到很費解:“有時候是你的?這是什么意思?”
"Well ,”answered Hank slowly , "when there’s a patty in town, it belongs to my daughter, Jane. When there's a football game somewhere , it belongs to my son , Joe. When I've washed it，and it looks really nice and clean , it belongs to my wife. And when it needs gas, it’s mine.”
“是這樣的，”漢克慢慢地說道:“當鎮上有聚會的時候，它屬于我女兒簡;當哪個地方有足球賽的時候，它屬于我的兒子喬;當車子洗好以后，看起來又漂亮又干凈，這時候它屬于我妻子;當車子需要加油的時候，它就是我的了。”
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