爆笑英語幽默笑話精103：The Change零錢（英漢雙語笑話）

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103.The Change

103.零錢

One sweltering day，I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately，the kids lined up to make their purchases.The three youngest each gave me a quick hug，grabbed their cones and raced back outside .But when my teenage son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy"his ice cream，he gave me two hugs.“Keep the changes，”he said with a smile.

有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰激淋舀進錐筒，告訴我的四個小孩，他們可以從我這里用擁抱“購買”一筒。于是，孩子們馬上排起了隊來購買。較小的三個孩子每人很快的袍了我一下，抓過冰激淋筒就跑回外面去了。最后輪到排在隊尾十歲的兒子來“買”冰激淋時，他擁抱了我兩下。“不用找了，”他笑著說。

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