外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹77：熱與冷(中英)
A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage，”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”
在蒙特利爾的一家餐廳里，一位顧客擰開了盟洗室的水龍頭，結(jié)果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標(biāo)著c的水龍頭流出來的是開水。”
"But, Monsieur, C: stand for chaude一French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“可是，先生，C代表chaude—法語‘熱’的意思。如果您居住在蒙特利爾就得知道這一點。”
"Wait a minute,”roared the patron，"The other tap is also marked C.”
“等等，”那位顧客咆哮一聲，“另外一個水龍頭同樣標(biāo)的是C。”
"Of course,” said the manager, "it stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”
“當(dāng)然，”經(jīng)理說道:“這代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”
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