趣味英語Q&A
Q： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea？
A： A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧？
Q： How can you most irritate a farmer？
A： By treading on his corn？
如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的；而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。
Q： Which is the strongest creature in the world？
A： The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因?yàn)閟nail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？
Q： What do people do in a clock factory？
A： They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個(gè)短語，你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。
Q： How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep？
A： Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者（sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢，他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了。
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