知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇017：Do you pay taxes? 你納稅了嗎（中英+）
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditorwho had come to review his records.
一個神色緊張的納稅人正悶悶不樂地和前來查帳的國稅局的稅務審計員交談。
At one point the auditor exclaimed,"Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilegeto be allowed to live and work in the USA.
審計員一度大聲地說，“Carelton先生，我們認為能在美國生活和工作是莫大的榮幸，
As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes,and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile"
而作為一個美國公民，您也有納稅的義務。我們希望您能無比樂意地帶著微笑來納稅。”
"Thank goodness"returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face,"I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."
“謝天謝地”，Carelton先生咧著嘴大笑地回答，“我還以為你們是要我帶著錢來交稅呢！”
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