第81期雙語笑話加練習題 糊涂父親（1）
第81期雙語笑話加練習題 糊涂父親
The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room, he bent over the nap- ping mother, whose back was turned to him, and gave her a big kiss. The woman was startled to see a stranger. But before she could say anything, my husband smiled and said, "I didn't know having a baby would change you this much!"
Notes:
(1) mistaken adj.弄錯了的 (4) nap v.小睡；打盹
(2) direct v.批示方向；指點 (5) startle v.使驚奇
(3) maternity n.（醫院）產科病房
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① When did the husband go to see his wife?
A. in the morning
B. at noon
C. in the afternoon
D. at night
② Why did the husband enter the room of another new mother ?
A. Because he had a bad memory.
B. Because he was misguided by the nurse.
C. Because he was mistakenly directed.
D. The new other needed help.
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