知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇28:If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一臺電腦(中英+)
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
你可以通過控制面板增加或者刪除一些人;
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
可以把孩子放進(jìn)回收站,然后在你喜歡的時候再還原。
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
可以通過調(diào)整顯示器的設(shè)置讓外表更好看;
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
可以在吵鬧的時候關(guān)掉音箱;
You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
可以點擊“搜索”找到丟失了的遙控器和車鑰匙;
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
鍛煉身體的時候,點擊“運行”。
If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
要是你的生活一團糟,同時按下“ctrl, alt, delete”鍵,一切重新開始。
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