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        知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇28:If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一臺電腦(中英+)

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        You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. 

        你可以通過控制面板增加或者刪除一些人;

        You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

        可以把孩子放進(jìn)回收站,然后在你喜歡的時候再還原。

        You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

        可以通過調(diào)整顯示器的設(shè)置讓外表更好看;

        You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

        可以在吵鬧的時候關(guān)掉音箱;

        You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

        可以點擊“搜索”找到丟失了的遙控器和車鑰匙;

        To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

        鍛煉身體的時候,點擊“運行”。

        If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

        要是你的生活一團糟,同時按下“ctrl, alt, delete”鍵,一切重新開始。

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