美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧
After the self-study class at night， I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I've seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.
Me： Honey， let's fall in love！
Talented girl： OK. Are you a Party member？
Me： No， I'm not.
Talented girl： Are you a League member？
Me： Well， no.
Talented girl： Well， are you a member of China Young Pioneers？
Me： I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions？
Talented girl： Then I can't promise you. At all events， I’m the team leader of our class.
…
Recalling the painful experience， I still have two girls to chat with.
Me： Girl， let's fall in love！
Lonely girl： Good. After all， I can fall in love.
Me： Well， didn't you love someone before？
Lonely girl： No. They always said I was a dinosaur.
Me： Umm， in this case， we'd better break up at the moment.
Lonely girl： No， I don't agree. It’s my first love…55555555555…
Now the last girl left， I would especially cherish her.
Me： Girl， don't you want to fall in love with me？
Jiaojiao： I think it's OK， but I’d like to ask for my father's advice.
Me： My God！ You asked your father this kind of thing？ You surely don't have your own definite idea！
Jiaojiao： It's not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.
Me： …
Then I said： Hello， uncle.
美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧
晚自習(xí)歸來，我打開電腦，把男網(wǎng)友全部歸到青蛙集中營里，把幾個(gè)見過不漂亮的女網(wǎng)友歸到恐龍集中營。剩下的三個(gè)美眉還要再聊聊。
我說：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！
小才女說：好呀。你是黨員嗎？
我說：不是。
小才女說：那你是團(tuán)員嗎？
我說：不是。
小才女說：那你是少先隊(duì)員嗎？
我說：很多年以前就不是了，你問這些做什么？
小才女說：那可不行，我可是我們班的小組長呢。
我無語。
痛定思痛，還有兩個(gè)MM可以聊。
我說：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！
小孤女說：好呀，終于戀愛了。
我說：怎么，以前沒有戀愛過嗎？
小孤女說：沒有，他們總說我是恐龍。
我說：哦，這樣，那我們分手，就現(xiàn)在。
小孤女說：不，我不同意，這是我的初戀，55555555555……
還剩最后一個(gè)美眉，我倍加珍惜。
我說：美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧！
嬌嬌：好呀，不過我要問問我爸爸。
我說：天哪，這事你問你爸爸？你自己那么沒主見呀？！
嬌嬌：不是呀，我今年才5歲，還不會打字，剛才是我爸爸替我打字啊。
我說：……
我再說：叔叔好。（編譯：陳秀麗）
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