那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事55：盲人開車
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Blind driver
盲人開車
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross thestreet.I was crossing with a co-worker of mine,when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is green. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
當行人可以安全過馬路的時候，馬路拐角處的指示燈就會發出響聲。我正和一位同事一起過馬路，她問我知道不知道這響聲是干什么用的。我說，這是給盲人的綠燈信號。她膽戰心驚地問：“盲人究竟為什么要開車？”
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