知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇018：Distance from the accident 離事故有多遠（中英+）
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed.
一位木匠正在為他目擊的一起事故作證。
The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
法官問他當時離事發現場有多遠。
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six-and-one-half- inches".
木匠回答，“27英尺，6.5英寸”。
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the judge.
法官問：“什么？你怎么能這樣確定？”
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
木匠回答，“是啊，我知道一定會有傻瓜問我這個問題，所以我事先測量了一下。”
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