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        趣味圖片英語笑話:the gifts 禮物(雙語)

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        I'm happy about the gifts I got for Christmas, but I would really like to be another person ... What's the return policy on one's life? Can I get a new one?

        我對圣誕節的禮物很高興,但我真的很想成為另一個人……個人生活的退貨政策是什么?我可以得到一個新的嗎?

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