Two Lines In Heaven(中)
世上的每一個(gè)人都上了天堂 神說(shuō)：
“要男人分成兩隊(duì)， 一是在世上控制女人的男人，
另一是被女人鞭打的男人。
另外女子自成一隊(duì)，跟著圣彼德去。”
隊(duì)伍列好后，一是被女人鞭打的，
有 100 英里長(zhǎng)， 一是在世上控制女人的，
僅有一人。
神生氣的說(shuō)：“你們男人應(yīng)該感到羞恥，
我按照自己的形象創(chuàng)造了你們，
而你們被女子鞭打。 看看，我唯一的兒子，
站著使我驕傲。你們應(yīng)該向他學(xué)習(xí)。
告訴他們， 兒子，
你如何成為唯一站在這一隊(duì)上的？”
這男子回說(shuō)：“我不知道，我太太叫我站在這的！”
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