Where It Should Be Plugged

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        Where It Should Be Plugged

           A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

          "Plug in nose." is the answer.

        Notes:

          (1 ) be good at 擅長于

          (2) copper n. 銅

          (3) expectfully adv.期待地

        Exercises:

        根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案:

          ① What is the mother good at?

          A. seizing every chance to educate her son.

          B. learning new things.

          C. doing electric work.

          D. doing house work.

          ② How old is her son?

          A. two years old

          B. three years old

          C. four years old

          D. five years old

          ③ What did she show to her son one day?

          A. a plug

          B. copper

          C. two holes

          D. her nose

          ④ What did the woman want her son to know?

          A. to know about electricity

          B. to know about copper

          C. to know how to use a plug

          D. to know about nose

          ⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?

          A. in nose

          B. in anything with two holes

          C. in water

          D. in a car

          插在何處

          一位母親十分善于利用每一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)對(duì)孩子進(jìn)行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天,她拿著一個(gè)插頭對(duì)兒子說:“看,這里有兩個(gè)銅片,那它一定要插在有兩個(gè)孔的地方。你說它應(yīng)該插在哪兒呢?”母親期待著兒子的回答。

          “插在鼻子里!”兒子回答說。

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