英漢雙語笑話：Midway Tactics 中間戰術
midway tactics
three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "gigantic sale!" and "super bargains!"
the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "prices slashed!" and "fantastic discounts!"
the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "entrance".
中間戰術
三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條林蔭道上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”
中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。
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