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熱與冷
蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的龍頭，結(jié)果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標(biāo)著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法語里代表'熱'.如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點。”
“等等，”那位顧客咆哮一聲，“另外一個龍頭同樣標(biāo)的是C.”
“當(dāng)然，”經(jīng)理說道：“它代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”
Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage，” he complained. “The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”
“But， Monsieur， C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“Wait a minute，” roared the patron. “The other tap is also marked C.”
“Of course，” said the manager， “It stands for cold. After all， Montreal is a bilingual city.”
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