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        英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 - Big Sissy

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        One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

        The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

        A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:

        "The big sissy."


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