趣味圖片英語笑話：quicksand 流沙（雙語）
Not my type. He's too short ... And it seems he's getting shorter all the time!
不是我喜歡的類型。他太矮了……似乎他是越來越矮了!
Fuck you! I'm in quicksand! Help!
去你媽的!我在流沙中!救命!
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