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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Vikings at school 維京人在學校(雙語)

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        It's time to choose a major. Plundering and rape ... or music and pottery

        是時候選擇一個專業 了。掠奪和強奸……或是音樂和陶器

        Vikings at school

        維京人在學校

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