英漢雙語笑話：I'm Glad 我很高興
i'm glad
a sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
"please, teacher," said a small boy, "i've make someone glad yesterday."
well done. who was that!"
"my granny."
"good boy. now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, 'granny, i'm going home.' and she said, 'well, i'm glad'!"
我很高興
一個主日學校的教師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”她說，“你們當中有誰曾讓別人高興過嗎？”
“我，教師，”一個小男孩說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
“做得好，是誰呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的？”
“是這樣的，教師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我對她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興。’”
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