英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【78】A Preacher's Topic

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　　A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, "I'm talking about sailing."

　　"Oh, that's nice," said his wife.

　　The next day, at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture recognized the minister's wife. "That was certainly an excellent talk your husband gave yesterday, " she said. "He really has a unique perspective on the subject." Somewhat chagrined, the minister' s wife replied, "Gee, funny you should think so. I mean, he's only done it twice. The first time he threw up, and the second time, his hat blew off."

　　※ Notes

　　（1） preacher n.傳教士
　?。?） symposium n. 專題研討會(huì)
　?。?） embarrassed adj. 局促不安的
　?。?） grocery n. 雜貨業(yè)
　?。?） unique adj. 獨(dú)特的
　?。?） perspective n. 觀點(diǎn)；看法
　　（7） chagrined adj. 懊惱的
　　（8） throw up 嘔吐

　　※ Exercises

　　根據(jù)短文判斷正確下列句子：

　?、?The preacher was asked to give a talk on sex.
　?、?He was too shy to tell his wife the topic.
　　③ The young woman told the minister's wife the real topic he had spoken about.
　?、?The young woman thought the preacher had his unique idea on sex.
　?、?The preacher's wife thought the young woman was praising the preacher for his wide knowledge on sailing.

　　※ 譯文

傳教士的講題

　　一位傳教士應(yīng)邀在當(dāng)?shù)氐膵D女健康專題研討會(huì)上作報(bào)告。他的妻子問(wèn)及他的講題，他要是供認(rèn)他應(yīng)邀講性知識(shí)的話，他會(huì)無(wú)地自容的。他飛快地思索，回答說(shuō)：“我要講關(guān)于航海的知識(shí)。”

　　“噢，那好極了，”他妻子說(shuō)。

　　第二天，在雜貨店，一位聽(tīng)過(guò)講座的年輕婦女認(rèn)出了牧師的妻子。“你丈夫昨天講得確實(shí)好極了，”她說(shuō)，“在那個(gè)問(wèn)題上他確有獨(dú)到的見(jiàn)解。”牧師妻子顯出有些懊惱地回答說(shuō)：“唧，你這樣認(rèn)為真是好笑。我是說(shuō)他僅僅做過(guò)兩次。第一次他嘔吐了，第二次他的帽子被吹掉了。”

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