英語笑話：A good boy！
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
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