英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.3
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it." 一男子去酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當(dāng)他環(huán)視酒吧時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來(lái)，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
該男子問酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰(shuí)的。服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎？”鋼琴手回答說(shuō)：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會(huì)為你演奏的。”
練習(xí)：
呵呵，鋼琴家知道什么？答案：
知道怎么給人家伴奏。
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