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• 那小女孩依然盯著他看

  某人舉辦一場(chǎng)宴會(huì)招待他的同事，包括他的老板。 吃飯的時(shí)候，男主人的3歲小女兒目不轉(zhuǎn)睛地盯著對(duì)面她父親的老板看，甚至沒(méi)有吃東西。 老板先檢查了領(lǐng)事，然后抹抹臉上看有沒(méi)有食物，再整整頭發(fā)。...

  2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話

• free service

  Free Service Tourist to Taxi driver:"How much is it to the Airport?" Taxi driver:"That's five pounds twenty." Tourist:And hoe much is it for the luggage?" Taxi driver:"The...

  2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話

• Excited Remarks

  　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I'm goi...

  2018-12-08 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 傻瓜來(lái)信

  　　Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousnes...

  2018-12-25 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 英語(yǔ)小笑話 - Most Wanted

  Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board. O...

  2019-03-20 英語(yǔ)笑話

• Fulfilling their requests

  　　There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.　　The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100...

  2018-12-08 英語(yǔ)笑話
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  加菲貓喝濃咖啡-看漫畫(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[3]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)

  jon:here,garfield,try this coffee,it's espresso.喬恩：加菲貓，上這兒來(lái)，嘗嘗這咖啡，是濃濃的味道。garfield:why the dinky cup?加菲貓：為什么是極小的杯子呢？garfield:(slurk!)擬聲詞。jon:well,what do you th...

  2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 小幽默四則(3)

  　　Britain: Early shopper　　It was the Christmas Day and the judge of Britain was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked.　　“Doing my christmas s...

  2019-01-06 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 第62期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 如是請(qǐng)求

  第62期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 如是請(qǐng)求 0523　　I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain...

  2018-11-28 英語(yǔ)笑話

• 奔跑的小白兔 雙語(yǔ)笑話

  奔跑的小白兔 這則笑話應(yīng)該挺多童鞋已經(jīng)看過(guò)，小編以前聽(tīng)到的時(shí)候就覺(jué)得。。。好可怕。。。A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe roll...

  2018-11-27 英語(yǔ)笑話