比父母
Brag about parents
比父母
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
一個年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多么了不起。
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
“我爸是個工程師。他什么都會。你知道阿爾卑斯山么？”
"Yes," said the Navy brat.
“知道，”海軍說。
"My dad has built them."
“我爸建的?！?/p>
Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
年輕的海軍說：“那你知道死海么？”
"Yes."
“知道?！?/p>
"It's my dad who's killed it!"
“那可是我爸弄死的”
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