外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹177：洗臉(中英)
Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
老師:“戴維，你為什么不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來你今天一早上吃的是什么。”
David: What was it?
戴維:“我吃什么了呢?”
Teacher: Eggs.
老師:“雞蛋。”
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
戴維:“不對，老師，那是我昨天吃的。”
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