昂貴的建議
The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.
"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.
"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."
"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."
When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:
"For legal services, $50."
昂貴的建議
大夫在打發走了一個就健康問題向他咨詢的婦女之后，最后來到餐桌上。
“你認為我應該向她收費嗎？”大夫問坐在身邊的一個律師。
“有什么不應該？”律師答道，“你通過提建議提供了職業性服務。”
“謝謝，”大夫說道，“看來我得這么做。”
第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫賬單時，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫道：
“請付法律服務費５０美元。”
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