笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.5
A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve." 一位金發(fā)女郎走進(jìn)一家比薩店，她說想要一個中比薩，店員問她希望把比薩切成六塊還是十二塊。“噢，天啊，請幫我切成六塊。”女郎說，“我可不認(rèn)為我可以吃得下十二塊。”
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