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  昨日鍵連 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a r...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• Mother Mouse

  　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat， and the cat watched the mice.　　Mother mouse barked fiercely， "Woof， woof，...

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• Classic humour stories(64)

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• 臭鼬

  　　Skunk　　“We have a skunk in the basement,” shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. “How can we get it out？”　　“Take some bread crumbs,” said the dispatcher, “and put down a trail...

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• Idiots Joke(70)

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• A driving school test

  　　The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.　　Q： Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the...

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• 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：0n purpose 正中下懷!（中英雙語）

  113.0n purpose113.正中下懷!Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car，a...

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• 爆笑英語幽默笑話精41:Prize獎品（英漢雙語笑話）

  41 .Prize41.獎品Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學校回家來了。...

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• 你應該再快點來。

  Dortors can be so frustrating.You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,and he says,＂I wish you’d come to me sooner.＂醫生真是讓人煩。你好不容易排了一個半月才看上病，他卻...

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• 雙語笑話 黑人的幽默

  Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了，我是黑色的When I'm u...

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