笑話習題簿11.1.24

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   There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."
   The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
   妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢見你給我買了一件裘皮大衣和一個鉆石戒指?！?
   丈夫放下手中的報紙說：“好??！今晚再睡著時，你就穿戴上它們吧?！?BR>練習:
說明了神馬？
答案：
夢里的幸福只有夢里才能享受呢~

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