英語笑話笑死人不償命52: 設身處地替人想一想(雙語)
Put Yourself in My Place
設身處地替人想一想
Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,
某一農場上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。
Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn
老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回來了。
"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "
“那個茅房什么問題也沒有啊，孩子的娘。”
Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.
老媽將老爸帶回茅房，把他的頭塞進茅坑當中。
"Hey," said Dad, "my beard is stuck!"
“嘿！”老爸說道，“我的胡子粘住了！”
"Aggravatin', ain't it?"
“問題嚴重了，是不是呢？”
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