我能超過兩個詞的你
A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party.
“ Oh, Mr President,” she said smilingly, “you are so silent. I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.”
“ You lose.” The President said.
一個聰明的上流社會的婦女坐在了庫利奇總統旁邊的一方。
“哦，總統先生，”她笑著說，“你是如此的安靜。我打賭，我能超過兩個詞的你。”
“你輸了。”。
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