你在什么地方待到這個時候？
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed.
Ignoring what she asked, Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor.
Chareles asked, "Who is this man?"
"Don't change the subject!" replied his wife.
查爾斯早上四點回家，發現她的太太醒著躺在床上。"你在什么地方待到這個時候？"她尖叫道。
查爾斯不顧她問什么，打開他臥室的衣櫥，發現一個赤裸裸的男人蜷縮在地板上。
查爾斯問“這人是誰？”
“別轉移話題！”他太太回答。
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