Family Joke(36)
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.“What‘s the matter，son，”asked his mother.“Aw，gee，”said the boy，“it’s my marks. They‘re all wet.”
“What do you mean，”all wet“？”
“I mean，”he replied，“below C-level.”
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