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• 每日一笑 (11.9)

  Milepost 　　　 　　Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" 　　Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." 　　Attorney: "And where...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• 你的馬真是太便宜了

  　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.”　　Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話
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  外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹77：熱與冷(中英)

  A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage，”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”在蒙特利爾的一家餐廳里，一位顧客擰...

  2018-11-01 英語笑話

• 雙語笑話 Older Goats in America（美國老羊）

  Older Goats in America（美國老羊） A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the proc...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• 你活不成了

  you're not going to make it 你活不成了 　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in th...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話
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  加菲貓的節食計劃已經實行-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫

  garfield:what...no fries？加菲貓;沒土豆條了嗎？garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.加菲貓：男孩，喬恩會懊悔的，他把我放到這里節食。garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look wh...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• A Trip to Disney

  　　A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhaust...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【69】

  Stunning Reply　　My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 雙語 笑話 蒼蠅和湯的故事匯總

  01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅。服務員：沒關系的，先生。它喝不了多少湯。02. Custo...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• Patience耐性--雙語幽默笑話

  Patience 耐 性 Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? 垂釣者：你已經盯著看了三個小時了，你干嘛不自己親自釣呢？ Onlooker: I haven't got the patience....

  2018-10-30 英語笑話