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Sardar Ji‘s wife was lying on her deathbed，and taking his hand lovingly in her own，she said“Sardar Ji，I want you to get married after I die，don’t mope around alone. But promise me you will not give my clothes to her. Keep them to remind you of our golden days together”
“No I won‘t”said the sardar“in any case Kalpana is a head taller than you”
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