英語幽默笑話：出什么問題了
英語幽默笑話：出什么問題了
What was wrong ?
出什么問題了？
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered，"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."
當我剛搬到加州住的時候，我對地震極為緊張。而我那位在加州土生土長的朋友麗莎卻對此完全無動于衷.我記得有一次我們在等紅燈的時候，她的本田車開始抖動起來。她看起來很擔心，直到我結結巴巴地說：“我想我們是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口氣說道，“謝天謝地，我還以為是我的車出問題了。”
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