英語小笑話帶翻譯：我是來裝電話的（雙語）
a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
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