趣味英語：中國空姐與老外的搞笑對話
老外問： What is this?
空姐答： Cake China ( 饅頭 )
老外問： What is this?
空姐答： Pizza China ( 餡餅 )
老外問： What is this?
空姐答： Salad China ( 黃瓜 )
這時空姐放了一個屁
老外又問： What is this?
空姐妙答： Air China ( 中國民航 )-------------------------------------------------------------------------
文化差異在任何地方都得到體現
一個臺灣人出國，海關要求打開行李檢查，發現有七條內褲，奇怪問原因
臺灣人回答：" Sunday、Monday、Tuesday ... Saturday "
官員明白是一天一條。
接著來了個法國人，官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲，奇怪問原因
法國人回答：" Monday、Tuesday、Wednesday、Thursday、Friday "
星期六，日如何？ NO WEAR.
官員明白法國人浪漫，星期六 . 日是不穿的。
接著來了個印度人，檢查發現有十二條內褲，
官員大惑不解，忙問如何？
印度人慢悠悠回答：" January、February、March、April ....... "
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