模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鳥兒
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”負責人問。
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
“你在開玩笑吧”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
“噢,那就算了”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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