第45期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 電話交談
I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, while a repairman was fixing my refrigerator. After an endless stream of "C colon, back- slash, greater than, cd, backslash, DOS, 0 colon" and so on, I hung up and found the repairman staring at me. "Lady," he asked, are you a spy?"
Notes:
(1) computer language 計(jì)算機(jī)語言
(2) refrigerator n. 冰箱
(3) backslash n. 回車
(4) greater than大于號
(5) DOS 計(jì)算機(jī)語言中的DOS處理
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
① What does the teacher teach?
② With what do students call her at home?
③ Who was in the teacher's house when she was on the phone?
④ Was it a long talk?
⑤ Why did the repairman think she was a spy?
93.電話交談
我教計(jì)算機(jī)課程，我的學(xué)生經(jīng)常打電話到我家問我問題。一天早晨，我在電話里用計(jì)算機(jī)語言解釋一個問題的答案，當(dāng)時一個維修工正在給我修電冰箱。經(jīng)過一連串的“C冒號，回車，大于號，CD，回車，DOS，C冒號”等等，我掛上電話發(fā)現(xiàn)那位維修工在盯著我。“女士，”他問，“你是個間諜嗎？”
練習(xí)參考答案：
① She teaches computer courses.
② Questions.
③ A repairman.
④ Yes, it was.
⑤ Because the repairman didn't understand computer language.
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