雙語笑話 女孩特權
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，說你欺騙
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，說你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 順她吧，說你氣管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老練
If you don't you are half a man 太規矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厭煩
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去點，怨你獵艷
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