班級(jí)、情人和蠢驢

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Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班級(jí)、情人和蠢驢

湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：“湯姆教授明天將和大家見面”。

一位學(xué)生看到這條通知后，覺得展示自己幽默感的機(jī)會(huì)來了，就走上前，將“class”中的“c”擦掉，將意思變?yōu)椤皽方淌诿魈鞂⒑颓閶D見面”。教授聽到笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)過身走回來，看了看那位學(xué)生，又看看被改動(dòng)過的通知，不動(dòng)聲色地走上前，把“l(fā)ass”中的“l(fā)”擦掉，將意思改為“湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面”。看了看那位目瞪口呆的學(xué)生，教授揚(yáng)長(zhǎng)而去。

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