發財的秘密和經驗--雙語幽默笑話
how did you make your fortune?
你是怎么發財的？
i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.
我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。
how did that help?
那有什么用？
now he has the experience and i the money.
現在他有經驗了，我有錢。
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