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        Elderly Joke(46)

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          Matilda and Rosie were chatting one day. Matilda had recently moved to a retirement home. Rosie asked,“Matilda,how do like your new home?”

          “Oh,I love it,”answered Matilda.“there‘s so much to do,and no burdens of cooking a cleaning.”“I’m not sure I‘d like it,”Rosie said.“I understand there are hardly any men at these places.”

          “Oh,indeed there are,”said Matilda.“There‘s Will Power,and Charlie Horse,and(whispering)you can even go to bed with Arthur It is. And,if you don’t like them,there‘s Ben Gay.”

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