外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹134：天堂里的教皇(中英)
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready.” Peter then takes the Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pope to settle in, and then wander around meeting the other residents.
教皇死后升人了天堂。圣彼得向他問候:“見到你很高興，我們一切都已經為您安排好了。然后圣彼得把教皇帶到街上領他去看新房子。一棟有五間房子的小巧舒適的別墅。圣彼得建議教皇住下來，然后再去四處看看其他的居民。
The Pope meets many old friends and makes several new ones over the next few days. One of these is a former lawyer who invites the Pope over for lunch. On arriving, the Pope is astounded to see a 45一room mansion, with built一in sauna and weight room, a beautiful library, and spacious，airy rooms.
教皇在這里不僅遇到了許多老朋友，而且還結交了不少新朋友。其中有一位已故的律師請教皇吃飯，等到了他家，教皇一下子驚呆了，那是一棟有45間房的大廈，里面還有桑拿間、健身房、漂亮的圖書館、寬敞明亮的房間。
After lunch，the Pope spies St. Peter on the street and says, "Not to complain, but I'm curious as to why I have a small cot while the lawyer I just met has a stupendous mansion.
午飯后，教皇在街上又遇到了圣彼得，于是問道:“我可不是抱怨啊!為什么只給我一個小別墅而那個律師卻有那么豪華的大廈?”
St. Peter replied，Well, you see, we have many Popes up here, but only one lawyer.”
圣彼得回答說:“你看，我們這里有很多位教皇，而律師卻只有他一人。”
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